On a lighter note....

One of my best friends, Allie, is always sending me these funny emails and I think they are so cute and funny and I always want to share them with everyone. Seeing as I do not have everyone's email address, I decided I would just post them and let you have a little chuckle ;)

1. Men are like......Laxatives......They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like......Bananas....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like......Weather....Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like.......Blenders....You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like.......Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like.......Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like.......Department Stores..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like.......Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like.......Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like...... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like......Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like........Lava Lamps....Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like......Parking Spots....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit . that's right, Shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,And tell others to eat shit.Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
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